The following is a "ticket" my mom received after parking at Green Bluff this past weekend (a very busy, and very crowded venue with little to no parking). Mind you, this is not a real ticket left by a legitimate authority figure. No, no. This ticket was left by some moron who felt that my mom had parked inappropriately (she wasn't, she took pictures with her cell phone and we all agreed she commited no parking crime). What really amazes me is that someone out there in the universe took the time and thought to draft this thing up, and has the nerve to leave it whenever, wherever he/she feels like it. They carry these things around with them! Then again, I am taking the time to blog about it. So, the question is, who is the one that needs to get a life? Don't answer that...Anywho, enjoy the verbage of this unbelievable gesture captured in paper form. It pretty much speaks for itself--loud and clear, no less:
I would be lying if I said that parking ticket didn't make me laugh out loud, but really? Someone wrote this?? Wow.
ReplyDeleteWow. This was hilarious. Next time someone ticks me off I'm going to wish them "may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits." What a great curse. Thanks for sharing this Rach!
ReplyDeleteYou're kidding me right? This is a joke? It was pretty funny though. . not going to lie
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